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NAKED MOTORCYCLIST FLEES POLICE PURSUIT

Imagine driving home one night during a sleeting storm seeing a naked man on a motorcycle crashing into a police cruiser. Crazy huh? Well that’s exactly what happened in Arkansas when 35 year old Christopher A. Clark, while riding his motorcycle butterball naked, was being pursued by an Arkansas state trooper, who bumped the motorcycle to get the mobilized streaker to stop. No injuries were reported, despite both vehicles being damaged. Clark was cited for indecent exposure, fleeing and not having a vehicle license.

8 YEAR OLD DRIVER TERRORIZES PARKING LOT

Now, I am all about a man bonding with his son, but did you hear about the 34 year old man that let his 8 year old son drive the family van sometime before midnight on Sunday 8 February 2009, in Bradenton, Florida. The boy almost hit two trees and two pedestrains in a parking lot.

It all started when the father was driving home with his son and he began to feel “woozy”. The 34 year old man told police officers on the scene that he took some Xanax, a medicine used to treat anxiety and panic attacks; after he started to feel bad, he decided to let his 8 year old son drive, thinking it as a bonding moment.

When the little boy was questioned, he told police his dad took some liquid medication to feel better and then pointed to an empty whiskey bottle. BUSTED!

GAS STATION ROBBER RUNS OUT OF GAS

In Cape Haze, Florida, a man robs a gas station and while fleeing the scene, runs out of gas. A 21 year old man used a 21″ Bowie knife to commit the crime. As he fled from the gas station, a customer followed and called 911, Charllotte County Sheriff’s Office reports.

While looking for the robbery suspect, a newspaper carrier informed the cops that a car matching the description of the vehicle used in the heist had run out of gas down the road. News travels fast. The suspect was apprehended and charged with robbery with a weapon, loitering and prowling. BUSTED!

Check out: Sarasota Herald-Tribune, http://www.herald-trib.com for more details